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Kenyans shared some unique habits that only we identify ourselves with. From dashing to blast sites at the sound of explosions, our impatience (and impoliteness), hurry, being industrious and manner of speech all mark us as one hilarious nation.
Here are some characteristics of typical Kenyans.
1. Starting every sentence with ‘Me I…’ e.g. ‘ME I don’t know why you are saying that I always say ‘Me I’.
2. Turning up late for church, work, and everything else EXCEPT when the disco is free before 9.00 pm
3. Showing up at weddings, showers, graduation, birthday parties with a new outfit on with nails and hair done but no gift at all.
4. Leaving bills (instead of insurance money) behind for surviving relatives.
5. Inviting co-workers and all of their friends to their child’s 1st birthday party which happens to have a professional DJ with only about 3 kids (including the child) in attendance. And then expect the guests to ‘changa’ for the bash.
6. Saying ‘Spend’ when they are staying the night elsewhere from home, e.g. ‘Are you going to spend at her place?’
7. Welding in iron rods in all windows and main doors…referring to them as ”Burglar proof”
8. Using ‘Ngai’ as an exclamation mark e.g. ‘ Ngai, what are you doing?’
9. Believing ‘Ati’ is an English word to replace ‘What?’
10. Thinking it is cool to drink and drive home and get away with it ‘I don’t know how I got home that day..the way I was soo drunk!’
11. Complain for five years about poor governance and corruption then vote in the same clowns back to parliament. Sitting back in their homes and expect their MP to ‘bring Development’
Courtesy: Wazua
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